Sexy Thoughts



I wore a tshirt to a few Counting Crows shows recently that read

too dumb to fuck
too dumb to fight
too dumb to save

Wow. As you can imagine it got a lot of attention. The John Mayer fans unfamiliar with the lyric asked what it meant. The Counting Crows fans squealed "where did you get that? I want one" It's a great shirt.

You don't have to look very hard to see that Duritz's lyrics have become sexier with each album. There are many provocative lyrics you can silk screen across your breasts. I'm thinking about

fix your hair just right
put your jeans on tight
wear a dress so I can get it off real easy

I got the number of some girl in New York City
who's always wide awake
so I never have to spend the night alone

I got this nasty little habit
of peeking down the shirts
of all the little girls as they pass me by

she gets a little kick out of showing it to me before she puts it all away

skinny girls who drink champagne
and take me on their knees again

I had a lot of girlfriends
I should have known them

she wants to be just like me
and I want every damn thing I can see

little shiver shaking me everyday
but I could get this same thing anywhere
so if she goes away
well its alright and im okay

she parks her car outside of my house and takes her clothes off